Not Racist Everybody. I Am Italian!
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
So is a group of Italians.
(Source: funinlife.wordpress.com)
Because Unicorns Don’t Exist
A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
Funny, I would call it a drug trip.
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Too Bad It Wasn’t Purple Mountains Majesty
The hundred billionth Crayola crayon made was Periwinkle Blue.
Man.
That shit cray.
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Stop Screwing With Me Slinky!
When you stretch out a Slinky it’s 87 feet long.
And it STILL can’t go down the stairs.
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Sadly, I Suck Even More At Math
A bowling pin only needs to tilt 7.5 degrees to topple.
Well, now I know why I suck a bowling.
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Those Teeth Were Made For Biting, And That’s Just What They’ll Do…Unfortunately.
Mosquitos can have 47 teeth.
Making them even more disgusting than I thought!
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“Same-sex couples should be able to get married.”—President Obama
Barack Obama is the first sitting president to endorse gay marriage.
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SPAM Is Gross, Guys.
Someone opens a can of SPAM every 4 seconds.
Unfortunately, it is also eaten every 4 seconds.
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